The Whispers Of My Daydreams

fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

(via pizza)

Job interview

  • Interviewer: What are three words that describe you?
  • Me: Boss Ass Bitch

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

(Source: cyberho, via pizza)

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

(via pizza)